Here's The Full Experience Of Taking Intern Tex Behind The Woodshed On The Gridiron

We alluded to the emasculation on Friday when it went down, but here is the full scene. A simple snapchat during Lunchtime’s With Smitty saying “Challenge Intern Tex to anything” led him wanting to take it out on the field. So we did. This kid still is the cockiest fuck to ever walk the Earth, but I gotta give him credit. He doesn’t back down from anything no matter how many brain cells he’s going to kill in the process. And believe me, he doesn’t have that many to lose in the first place. Also, I’m pretty sure Tex or I could start for the Eagles at this point. No, that’s not a compliment to either of us.

PS – Haven’t seen an a Barstool underling worked that bad since last year when Davey Pageviews got torched for 6. Still shocked he didn’t instantly whip out the excuse of his shoulder/labia holding him back.

PPS – This old Cowboys hag of a woman had more power off the ball than Tex. True story.